TMDTTE

(things my dog tried to eat)

• Toothbrush, while it was still in my mouth


• Beloved silver, sequined votive holder


• My aunt's cosmopolitan (drink, not magazine), I don't know how many sips it takes to get a chihuahua drunk, but she was sipping for a little while before we realized it. Of course it was hard to tell if she was running around in circles and nipping at the other dogs because she was drunk or because she is just plain crazy.


• Long overdue library book, mmm the sweet taste of the new Murakami novel.